Monday, March 16, 2009

Recipe for a co-dependent woman

Recipe for a co-dependent woman
*3 cups low self-esteem
*2 cups fear of abandonment
*A half-pint of fear of rejection
*2 teaspoons loneliness
*½ cup loss of control

-Marinate this mixture in a dysfunctional family for about 18 years.
-Shake lightly, because you don’t want to kill her, just break her

Serves one unfortunate woman.

This is my original work, DO NOT STEAL.

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